Sometimes it feels as if I can’t smile. Like there’s some strange power operating my facial muscles with strings that pull down the corners of my mouth to create a grim, unapproachable expression. I catch my face in the reflections of shop windows or mirrors in public toilets and the sight of it scares me. I try and smile, standing there, staring at myself. But instead, a sinister grimace forms, that’s even more horrific than the down-turned mouth.
Yet I’m not the only one. Everywhere I look as I walk down the street are dour expressions. There’s a woman whose face is so screwed up and sour looking, it resembles the bottom of a lemon where all the creases are, with the facial features drawn on. And a man who has let those invisible strings cause permanent damage, pulling all his features down from his eyelids to his bottom lip, which hangs off his face like a full-up leech that’s waiting to fall off.
The other day, I walked through this never-ending misery to the market, where the atmosphere darkened even more, as the cloying stench of dead flesh filled my nostrils and the eerie sound of bones being chopped hit my eardrums. Bang, bang, bang. I looked at the freshly plucked chickens hanging upside down and the pig’s head displayed on its tray, their expressions of boredom and emptiness reflecting mine. Pathetic fallacy, really.
Then a young halal butcher cut my morbid mood dead, with a chirpy, ‘Hi, beautiful day isn’t it?’ I looked at him, trying to hide my amazement at this outrageous show of cheerfulness on such a gloomy day in the middle of one heck of a miserable year. Not only that, but he was also in the middle of toes, tails and tripe. He smiled at me warmly, a little flirtatiously and with such ease that I couldn’t help but be slightly envious. I attempted to smile back but the strings were conspiring against me once more so I ended up just pouting, now looking more like the fish in the next shop. Although being the consummate professional he evidently was, he pretended not to notice and cheekily asked me if I fancied one of his hearts, obviously not really his, but some poor cow’s.
And that’s when I caught it. The strings appeared to break, as I felt a broad smile smoothly spread across my face. It got so wide that it went from my lips to my throat to my chest and into my belly, where it produced a little giggle. This then jumped out of my mouth up my nose and into my eyes. Now a giggle trapped in the eyes is an interesting phenomenon. It makes you see things differently, in a way that’s maybe similar to what the Rastas who sit by the mobile African food stall constantly smoking spliffs experience. It made me see that all the butchers in his shop were laughing and joking as they worked amongst the carcasses.
Well, I thought, if they could laugh with all that death around, then maybe I could amidst these shop carcasses and living corpses. The eerie chopping began to merge into the sunny and relaxed beat of the reggae blaring out from the stall selling Lee Perry and Jimmy Cliff CDs. I walked towards it and one by one like damaged dominoes, the scruffy Jamaican guys who were hanging out there turned and flashed a smile at me.
So, like a social disease destroying the angst and animosity that keeps people apart from each other and society’s barriers in their place, the smile ravaged through the streets of this London suburb, taking people by surprise and invading their eyes. Now I noticed the elegant symmetry of the buildings that sit above the modern shop fronts, and the gentle curve of the market’s road, mimicking the smooth, slight arc of the plantain. Or, could it really be? A smile.
Then through the bus window I saw the council estate. But with these eyes, the colourful washing hung out on a few of the balconies gave the front of the block of flats the look of a Mondrian. Aesthetic, horizontal and vertical lines constructed and brought to harmony and rhythm by intuition and the weekend laundry. Ha! I laughed to myself and the effect became stronger.
And then I saw him. Sat in the corner at the back of the bus.
An old man, ancient even, was laughing silently to himself. His face now a collection of laughter upon laughter line, spreading from the corners of his eyes, nose and mouth to the edge of his receding hairline, as the smile had slowly taken over it. A bright twinkle had permanently infected his eyes, and as I watched him they creased up easily while his mouth freely dropped open to reveal just a few remaining teeth, which smiled back too through the curve of decay. When he spotted me looking at him and smiling, he laughed even harder, throwing his head back. He then put his hand to his eyes as they wept from all that laughter, before checking to see whether I was still smiling. Then he cracked up again. This carried on for at least 4 stops.
I appeared to be the only one who could see him, as everyone else was just staring forward with stony expressions, apparently uninfected. I began to wonder whether he was really there or just some hallucination of this disease. But as I watched him laughing and really cracking up, nothing else mattered anymore but giggling freely back, not caring what anyone thought and this vaguely familiar, exhilarating buzz that it was giving me.
And in that moment I got the joke. And it’s so simple, but for one reason or another, these days it’s become hard to do and we leave it for so long that we actually forget how to do it. But the joke is all you have to do is laugh, the most natural thing in the world, because when you do problems are attacked and ugliness is mutated into something beautiful. It would be easier if the world laughed with you, but if it doesn’t want to or can’t, then, like the old man, just laugh at it. You see, the more you laugh at it, the sooner it’ll become infected too. And unlike Swine Flu, TB or Fear, this is one contagion humanity really needs to catch.
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